Turn your mushy membrane keyboard into a thunderous mechanical beast. 🦁

A Python script that plays Cherry MX Blue-style sounds when you type. Because your coworkers weren't annoyed enough already. 😈

• 🐧 Linux only (uses evdev - sorry Windows/Mac folks, skill issue)
• 🔊 PulseAudio (for the clicky sounds)
• 🐍 Python 3 with numpy and evdev
• 👥 Your user in the input group (or just yolo it with sudo)

# Arch btw 🎩
sudo pacman -S python-numpy python-evdev

# Or use a venv like a civilized person 🧐
python -m venv .venv
.venv/bin/pip install numpy evdev

python mechanical_typer.py
# or with venv
.venv/bin/python mechanical_typer.py

Then type anywhere. Annoy everyone. You're welcome. 😎

If it yells about not finding a keyboard:

sudo usermod -aG input $USER
# Then log out and back in (yes, actually log out) 🚪

Or just run with sudo if you like living dangerously. 🎰

• 🔵 Cherry MX Blue click sounds (the superior switch, fight me)
• 💪 Bottom-out thock
• 🏠 Case resonance
• 👾 Spacebar has extra THONK
• 🖥️ Wayland compatible (because it's not 2015 anymore)

Do whatever you want with it. It's a keyboard sound script, not a nuclear reactor. ☢️